More Reasons Why You Should Fuck Animals

More Reasons Why You Should Fuck Animals

You don’t have to spend a fortune buying that diamond ring only to find out that the bitch had already hooked up with the richest guy in the block.

They are open about having multiple partners.

You don’t have to rush to the nearest drugstore late at night to buy a condom.

Sex is better between friends. Who better than Man’s best friend for that matter?

They don’t transmit sexually transmitted diseases.

They don’t get squimish if you want the sex dirty.

They don’t care much about where you fucked them.

They don’t charge you by the hour when fucking them.

Exotic breeds are always affordable and available at the pet shop.

They won’t drive you away by asking, “When are you gonna marry me?”